Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.

"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.

by LocalLinda March 22, 2024

Milky Melvin

To squirt breast milk on to someone's underwear and then give them a wedgie.

Did u see that guy last night that got milky melvined? How embarrassing.

by Methium Webster's definitions August 19, 2022

Melvin

Melvin is a tall and handsome person, he gets picked up by women constantly. He is said to have moved mountains and the worlds. Melvin can be defined as someone who gets the job done. He is 69ft tall and has muscles the size of pluto.

Melvin can also be used as a compliment, as it means "god-like"

"Omg ur so melvin"

by Nasauranus May 10, 2022

Melvin

A goof, a moron, a retard.

"did you see Jameis Winston eating a W?"
"Yeah, guy a total Melvin."

by Moe Funk April 1, 2024

Melvin

Melvin is a "kanker mogool" with a 1000 extra chromosomes.

Omg bas you're such a fucking Melvin.

by SmiteCamps May 6, 2019

Jackson Melvin

If a guy has this name you know whats going down. hes bringing a 20 gauge to a knife fight and if hes drunk he will put a sniper scope on it.

Jackson Melvin! You shot Hudson! It was just a pillow fight you dip

by shaqiqi February 9, 2022

Melvin

George’s pet python she used to scare off kit

George threw Melvin at kit

by Didgrueisiavdjddksh August 14, 2022