mattractive

1. a male who is named matt that is extremely handsome and makes you feel like you are one of a kind. mattractives tend to not be self centered and care about other peoples' feelings. when you are with a mattractive, you never want to leave their side - you are deeply attracted to them. (sexually as well...)
2. can also be used as a nickneame for a guy you know that's named matt (matthew).

ex. 1.-

sandra - Hey Lexi, you know Matt T. right? i would totally say he's a mattractive!

Lexi - Hell yeaaaahh!

ex. 2 -

Katie - Heyyyy mattractive!
Matt - heeeeyy sexy thang!

by blondetrampolinist<3xox June 22, 2010

Soggy mattress

A fun game in which a number of guys all jerk over an old mattress the last to shoot there sticky load has to roll on the jizz coated mattress.

Heyy fancy a game of soggy mattress i'mgetting rid of my old one :P

by ORGAZZaM August 22, 2009

Mastro

A Person who has a penis shaped head.

Look at that kid, he has a mastro

by Jahoesaphatd June 5, 2010

rosy breasted mattress thrasher

Anyone individual of the species of caucasian female homo sapiens with a particularly large libido and mammary glands.

We went to the bar, and saw a flock of rosy breasted mattress thrashers partaking in a mating display.

by b-luv907 May 18, 2010

Mantrhax

A man with life is a constant war, to not kill everyone else in the world, he thinks thats the mankind is a virus and they must be eliminated so earth can survive this holocaust.

Look, its Mantrhax, run for your lives !!!

by Mantrhax October 12, 2009

Mantrum

any time a man gets pissed, possibly hitting things, then wants to make up by getting his dick wet.

Jon threw a mantrum after finding out his wife was busy. An hour later, his offer of sex was rejected.

by saxyberry November 20, 2011

Mastress

The male equivalent of the word "mistress".

In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.

Ryan and I are going to tell Anthony about Tina's mastress because she is a cheating whore.

by Flo February 2, 2005