A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.
Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
by angryretailworker November 24, 2019
Get the Mass Brainmug. by churchlands SHS June 5, 2011
Get the mass dardymug. A supposedly "deciding" Sunday service that someone of Catholic faith feels that he must attend prior to death if he still wants to avoid going to Hell.
This whole "deathbed confession and reformation" bu**s**t just sounds like another example of "critical Mass" to me --- it sounds waaaaayyyy too "easy" or "convenient" a way to be evil and selfish all your life. How can things truly be "made whole again" if you've seriously mistreated others for many years, and then suddenly atone for it "at the last minute"?? There are still all of those other people whom you've hurt (and have had their lives ruined by your meanness) to think about --- why don't you make said "born-aginner" beliefs truly count by arranging for the restorations of those other people's losses, rather than just symbolically "making your peace with God" but still ignoring all the damage you've done over the past decades?!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
Get the critical Massmug. 
A masochistic sadist that can only be verbally annoyed and basically invincible to emotional abuse
If you meet this type of person please run away
They can be very obsessive to love to so try not to be too attractive
If you need tips look for a video where someone who used to be addicted to children teaches us how to make children less attractive
If you meet this type of person please run away
They can be very obsessive to love to so try not to be too attractive
If you need tips look for a video where someone who used to be addicted to children teaches us how to make children less attractive
Enzo: Guys run it's a mass sadist.
Nathan: He's basically invincible to emotional manipulation, we are so screwed
Nathan: He's basically invincible to emotional manipulation, we are so screwed
by lunchylunchy !! November 16, 2021
Get the mass sadistmug. when you mississippi handbag and right as you nut your foreskin blows off and hits your partner in the face while your semen practically glues it to their face.
charlotte didnt believe me when i said my foreskin was loose so i mass blasted her and laughed when she cried
by darkonefucker42342 January 10, 2019
Get the mass blastmug. mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!
by looseunit June 30, 2008
Get the mass ladmug.