marijuana march 

a march that is used to try to legalize marijuana.

that marijuana march was so good.

marijuana march by the marching man May 3, 2009

marijuana i don't wanna 

when a dude or dudet offers you the marijuana and you need a way to say no

friend: you wanna smoke marijuana
ME/you: marijuana i don't wanna

marijuana i don't wanna by kindofanicon June 10, 2018

Marijuana Overdose 

When one smokes more marijuana than their own body weight.

Which is kinda imposible becasue you would pass out after about 3 pounds to your face.

It would also cost about $681000 150 pounds of bad weed.

Man that badass motherfucker just smoked 100 pounds to his face, hes gunna die from a Marijuana Overdose

Marijuana Overdose by Smoke That Shit March 10, 2009

Marijuana Cum Shot

When you vape an entire bowl into one bag and then proceed to squeeze all the vapor into someone's face. This person has to options. The swallow (breath in) or spit it out (cover his face).

Jon gave me an insane Marijuana Cum Shot last night.

Marijuana Cum Shot by teriyakichild August 19, 2012

Marijuana mama 

One who supplies you with everything you need for weed.

Hey Derek who was that girl you were with? Oh don't worry dude that's just my marijuana mama.

Marijuana mama by I don't think it's Sam Foulks April 9, 2017

marijuana addiction 

it doesnt exist. period.

everyone who says marijuana addiction is real is a dumb/ignorant piece of shit.

marijuana addiction by kfdjfijdrsxkjfdfkjdkf May 5, 2009

marijuana addiction 

In actuality, a real problem found in regular marijuana users, BUT only limited to 10 percent of the said population population. No different from an addiction probably apparent in a contingent of Twinkie lovers. In which case, we can extrapolate and say there is always a percentage of aficinados for ANYTHING that are addicted. Most (albeit few) addictions are psychological, and very few are caused by physical symptoms. This is in fact due to the long molecular half life of the substance and will remain in the body for a long time after use. Even if affected by said 'ailment' none are life threatening unlike caffeine, alcohol, or sugar saturated foods.

Source: Marijuana and Medicine: Assessing the Science Base; Janet E. Joy, Stanley J. Watson, Jr., and
John A. Benson, Jr.

guy 1: Yo, John, check him out over there, he quit the mary jane after 30 years smokin up every single day. he's got the withdrawal symptoms from marijuana addiction~! I'm scurrred
guy 2: he's been irritable and cant sleep lately huh...Just like your girlfriend on her period! ZING!
guy 1: lol shutup
*fist bump*

kid: mama, im scurrred, that dood has the marijuana addiction! he's part of that scaaary 10 percent of people who likes smoking up regularly!
milf: its ok dearie, at least he's not obese like the 30 percent of people who like eating regularly =)
kid: *gasp* so its better to smoke up some dank than clog my arteries with high fatty food??
milf: yes honey ;)
kid: i love you mom
*hugz*

marijuana addiction by evilcruelty31 September 25, 2010