Akin to fragging. Sabotaging a packed parachute by tying its lines together, which results in the parachute not deploying correctly and the user suffering injuries or getting killed in the ensuing high-speed crash. Some examples of malcramé occurred in a Russian airborne troops training center where cadets sabotaged their instructor's main and backup chute in this manner as a revenge for constant bullying and harassment on his behalf.
"I've had it with that bastard NCO and his bullying. We're doing training jumps tomorrow, let's malcramé his chutes and be rid of him for good.
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Every corner you turn there are slags, pussys and roadmen,
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