Ralph macchio

supper hot guy. Would date if I could. Only if I was born in time. Damn. He’s supper fine and like the only celebrity that can pull off so many hair styles like omg

hey man Ralph macchio shot

by nh_nikiminaje February 10, 2022

macchi

an word with adjective, verb, and noun forms used to describe any activity in which an undersexed overhorny person (usually pubescent and male) lies, stoops, oggles, or performs any other number of usually shameful and tacky acts shamelessly on the premise that it's okay if it leads to sex.

(adj.) when he pretended his mom died of cancer so she'd sleep over, that was pretty macchi. (verb) please don't let me drink tonight guys, i'm afraid if i get drunk i'm going to macchi the first fat chick i see. (noun) it was a total macchi when you shouted out the wrong girl's name in bed and then kept shouting out wrong names so she'd think you were joking.

by king kong NINJA April 19, 2004

machead

Noun

Slang term for a person who soups up or customizes Apple computers.

That machead made my old desktop wok as fast as a new machine.

The machead maxed out the RAM on my Mac.

by Cap'n do-rag September 20, 2009

mach nigger

a speed far too fast to be traveling at when youre completely blazed

dude slow down, cops everywhere here, you're goin mach nigger

by chrissteezy October 11, 2006

mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

machew

skoal smokeless tabacco none of that bitch ass copenhagen

Cigarettes are for pussy's where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003

mach

69mach1...Nonsexually... but as in the year of the Mustang.

I am going to save up my money and buy that yellow 69mach1 for $3500.

by rubyice September 20, 2005