Wop Machine

Slang for the juul vaporizer.

Brotha 1: Yoo you tryna light up a boge right quick?
Brotha 2: Nah bruv my wop machine will get me just as nic ripped.

by Chill Jill May 22, 2017

butt machine

The butt machine is a gay robot that will sneak up on you and penetrate your butt with his metalic exstension.

a gay robot is also known as a romo

You better sit down, i heard the butt machine is loose again.

by TDowns August 17, 2007

Love Removal Machine

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)

When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006

Mackinzie

Mackinzie is awesome. She is the person that is just awesomeness in its purest form. She's weird but it makes people like her. She tells funny jokes and can make your day 110 percent better. If you know a mackinzie you may be one of the luckiest people there are. Mackinzie is the bomb. Bam.

{awesome} {mackinzie}

by Evan is evan May 11, 2013

The Crane Machine

The crane machine is a form of tea-bagging. This form of tea-bagging involves the person to grab his penis, and use it as a joystick to direct himself towards the target. He then pushes the head of his penis in and places the testicles on the desired area.

Doctor Jones, would you like the crane machine?

by Fuzzykins570 April 22, 2009

Deus Ex Machina

Situation in which one escapes by means noone could distinctly or indirectly predict.

Plot device in which the author makes up stupid shit to save his character.

None needed.

by larstait October 8, 2003

Proddy MacFingers

A name for one of those annoying twats who smears their fingers all over your computer monitor screen when pointing at some rhubarb.

If Proddy MacFingers touches my monitor again, I swear I'm going to wipe my knob on his screen.

by Cock Flasp August 21, 2006