by Dackplural November 22, 2022
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by Eyenstein May 31, 2022
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by Lord Buttshine April 16, 2021
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by Joe Dirtiest April 24, 2021
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by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025
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My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story
by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023
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"Jackie came into the emergency room unconscious after having sexual intercourse with a Lumberjack from Lumberton."
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