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Lumberjacking

The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion
Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though
by Pxstie January 11, 2020
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lumberjack jeff

Lumberjack Jeff the kind of guy that fucks an ugly ass hoe just to protect his forest. The kinda guy that has side hoes on his side hoes. A lumberjack Jeff likes to fuck the fuckers that fuck his fuckers. May be bitchy at times but is mainly an ignorant asshole who only cares about his forest. People would cut off their dicks just to be a lumberjack Jeff.

" i can't believe he blew me off last night!"
" don't worry he's a lumberjack Jeff!"
" I can't believe that guy blew me off last night to hang out with his friends!"

"Don't worry! He's a Lumberjack Jeff!
by That one hoe July 4, 2016
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Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man
Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack
by Lickofshit August 3, 2024
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concrete lumberjack

Nickname for someone who does concrete demolition.
"HOLY CRAP, Kyle is looking like a concrete lumberjack today!"
by Dackplural November 22, 2022
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Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack

When you and your partner are in a McDonald's with a miter saw at 2:38 AM, your girl turns on the miter saw and you sit on it whilst shitting, pissing, cumming, and spitting at the same time. This is a sex move of supreme difficulty, however you can also do this solo if your girl's a party pooper and isn't willing to do it.
"My girl gave me a Bombanian Shriveldick Lumberjack last night, and I mentally ascended."
by aiwefal April 29, 2025
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Lumberjacking

Lumberjacking (verb)

The act of jacking it in a forest
"Last night Michael went lumberjacking"
"wait, WHAT?!"
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Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.
Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.
by MrTastie November 16, 2016
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