alternative lumberjack

A recovering alternative kid that is angsty usually a part of the lgbt community that now found country music during their search to find god but has discover that they are not one or the other they or both therefore they are an alternative lumberjack

Guy 1: Yo that chick is something , I want to know more about her

Guy 2: goooo for it she’s one of those alternative lumberjacks 😉

by Angsty teen yeee hawww July 10, 2019

Lumberjacking

The act of coitus involving two males and a female, a similar position to “The Eiffel Tower”, except when one male thrusts, the other pulls back, forming a perfect ‘sawing’ motion

Bro, we were lumberjacking Staceys mum so hard last night aye... dick is feeling a little saw though

by Pxstie January 11, 2020

The Berenstain Lumberjack

Your sitting down, your poop is hanging half out and you have to rush out unexpected to chop your log in half and start off on your adventure.

My wife walked up to the door banging, yelling Hurry up, I gotta go now! I executed The Berenstain Lumberjack, exited the bathroom immediately, allowed the Mrs. access. Happy Wife, Happy Life. True Story

by Greg from The Committee May 31, 2023

Canadian lumberjack

When a bearded man performs oral sex on another man

Lantz has a beard and sucked another man's dick he's such a Canadian lumberjack

by Lickofshit August 3, 2024

Lumberjacking

When you run into a Halloween party with a pre determined person and grab a bottle of pink Whitney. Then you smash it like an axe on their head and yell, “lumberjack!”. Then you sprint out the house screaming.

“I’m gonna lumberjacking the party!” Nathan said.

by Billyyyyymple8292 June 12, 2024

Lumberjack

Someone (a girl) who is so utterly unattractive that she cuts your wood, meaning she makes your penis un-erect from her disgusting physical appearance like a lumberjack cutting up wood.

Dude so I was at this bar the other day, getting a boner from staring at this girl's ass, until she turned around! She was so ugly, made by boner go away - she was a lumberjack cutting my wood away!

by Spying_Fuzzball November 18, 2011

The Lumberjack Strangler

"The Lumberjack Strangler" the act where seated you masterbates your trapped cock between the toilet and the toilet seat, while dropping off fresh logs. At the hight of climax you shout timber and dust off the logs with a white snowy frosting of cum.

"The Lumberjack Strangler" perfect for any home or public toilet adventure.

by Maverick 007 February 8, 2025