Water lover

Someone that never dries off after taking a shower or washing their hands.
Often used by hydrophobic people.

Person A: Hey, you didn't dry your hands!
Person B: Idc.
Person A: You're a water lover!
Person B: No one cares.

by ChameleonDragon February 05, 2018

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futt lover

someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.

“dude who’s that beautiful girl?”
“stay away…that’s a futt lover.”

by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 14, 2022

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Liberty Lover

Identifying with the sexual fetish of liberty and all things pertaining to it.

"With the help of liberty lovers everywhere, I would like to put forth my candidacy for president..." ~Rand Paul "

Dude i'm so partiotic I'm a liberty lover

by jonbgood April 07, 2015

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lover cover

1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.

person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?

by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009

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