LaPerche

A last name of a person of french ancestry, identifying features are pedophilia, stalking, and a short temper. Most LaPerche’s have very few friends and the ones they do have are often as lame as they are.

“There was this guy in the alley yesterday staring at my daughter, he was a total LaPerche”

by MerpKing December 25, 2017

Loberry

Something or someone that is red like a strawberry and lobster mixed.

Dang Gunther you look like a loberry right now.

by Chubbsnoloberry May 27, 2019

Loner Boner

The phase where one enjoys being alone and not in a relationship. After being single for many years enjoying the lone times and fearing the loss of that if they get into a commitment.

Why is Alison single, is she seeing someone? Nah she got the loner boner

by Socio-psychopath April 27, 2021

loberhammer

big men

Yo, look at that loberhammer, they are so swaggy swag swaglicious.

by loberham union April 28, 2021

Logertas

(Loh-gər-dhas)
An unfamiliar formal greeting, best suited to speaking with a customer/business patron.

It's very rude to use in consecutive meetings with someone other than a work stranger.

"Logertas! How may I help you today?" (1)
"deez joe candice aaron dude fuck you *leaves*" (2)
"We thank you for your business!" (1) "what the fuck was that about" (1)

by bonegame May 13, 2021

LePerry

LePerry Test test

LePerry isgxjwkwkxwkgx

by perry_das_schnabeltier1 July 9, 2021

lonerrhea

A condition in which feces are discharged frequently and in liquid form resulting from the feeling of loneliness. Primary lonerreah can occur in acute and chronic form and stems from the anxiety and irrational fear of remaining forever single. Flare ups most commonly occur in the evening and on holidays such as Valentine's Day and New Years Eve.

She missed the new years eve party due to a sudden episode of lonerrhea.

by Chloéé December 18, 2021