Brown lover

When have the urge to shit in the middle of sex so you go and take your crap but you got freaky and grab a handle full of poo out of the toilet and you rub it on your chest and go back and finish the deed

I love Charlie he’s my brown lover! But last night it was a little ridiculous we got taco bell and we were both covered in shit!

by Mr.Morrill February 27, 2022

lover cover

1.When a person lies about the quality of sex they're having with their partner because they love them and don't want to put them down, either to a friend or to the partner themselves.

person 1: So, you and Jess finally do it?
person 2: Yeah, last night.
person 1: And? How was it?
person 2: Fan-Tastic! Best, sex, ever.
person 1: For real? Or was that just a lover cover?

by LouDogintheVan August 21, 2009

ginger lover

One who is attracted to the redheads.

The Doctor is totally a ginger lover he can't get enough of Amy Pond.

by CW Muggleton June 16, 2014

League Lover

A phrase used to describe anyone who has ever even thought about playing League Of Legends

"Yo wanna play league?"
"I'm not a league lover!"

by NuggetsFly November 12, 2021

butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them

My girlfriend is a butthole lover

by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018

Bird lover

A person who will be your everything and one day betray you for the goverment

Tammy is such a bird lover, she turned over grandpa

by The spanish meme guy July 2, 2020

Butter Lover

Someone who eats a shit ton of butter.

My mother used to be quite the butter lover. And then she died.

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016