Amphitheatre Longbowman

During the act of coitus, just before climax. The male will dismount his partner and shuffle back (to a distance of his choosing) if needed give himself a few more pumps, then he'll pick a spot on his partner's body then draw and shoot ejaculate from range.

Man, should have seen the Amphitheatre Longbowman I gave Sarah last night! That was from downrange! I should join the Olympic Team...

by V3L0C1TY! June 25, 2024

Scarlet Longboard

During sexual intercourse, when a menstruating woman grinds herself along base of her partner’s torso up to their neck while leaving a long streak of menstrual blood behind.

Sam: Dude, I finally tried something new with Samantha last night.
Brad: Woah, what happened.
Sam: She gave me a scarlet longboard, I got blood on my favorite joggers!

by s0larpower December 6, 2024

Langenfeld Longboard

The Act of eating out your partners Butthole and smearing the doodoo on their Body with your tongue reaching from feet to head

Person 1: yesterday i gave Jonny the Langenfeld Longboard!
Person 2:Kill yourself

by 67lang March 20, 2026

duece-uh-lingous

This is the female version of a blumpkin. This occurs when a woman drops a duece while sitting on a toilet seat and a man or woman gives her slow tropical head.

I had to beg my boo to give me a duece-uh-lingous before dinner.

by Wise1KnowsAll March 28, 2024