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mess like a pig

To ejaculate in a way that causes a big mess (ie a lot of ejaculate or ejaculating in an unexpected direction)
Yo I'm gonna him mess like a pig tonight
He messed like a pig
by hellgracer November 23, 2018
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Like a pool of melons

The commonly used phrase to describe yourself as actually said, a pool of melons. This is most often to display your coolness in a situation, and your absolute good vibe that you are currently feeling. Other uses can be "like melons flowing down a river", "like a melon ocean", and "that event was a melon tidal wave!". All of which keep the same meaning, to describe a good vibe and moment.

The anti of this is to say "like a pool of cantaloupes", a phrase used to describe an event with a bad vibe and that left you displeased.

Origins of these two phrases are currently unknown, but we believe that it was made in a small town by one man who decided to flow a bunch of melons down a stream with some upbeat music playing. The origin doesn't really matter though, just go out and have a pool of melons of a time!
person 1 who just left party: Man bro, that party was like a pool of melons!
person 2 who just left party: Nah dude, that was for sure like a pool of cantaloupes!
person 1 who is now annoyed: Whatever you say man, don't kill my melon stream.
by The Drawer Goblin February 28, 2021
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Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting

To sweat profusely. R.Kelly has an addiction to young girls, and if enticed by something such as a girl scout meeting he would try to resist his urges causeing him to sweat.
We were playin and mah man was Sweatin like R.Kelly in a girl scout meeting
by Tony Randolph April 16, 2008
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meow or something like that

a word when u dont really have anything to say so you say "MEOW" or something like that.
sunc.... hey did u knw that dylan's gay ?

Me... "meow or something like that."
by carlos montanez September 16, 2009
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do you know what i mean like

An unintelligent filler phrase used by people who like the kardashians. It adds zero value to a conversation.
Yesterday my cat ate the dog food, do you know what I mean like?
by KardashianLover3142 May 21, 2016
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