Kylie Minogue is a talentless pop artist and one time "Neighbours" soap star of the 80's. Kylie neither writes, nor sings her own songs. What you actually hear on her CD's is a heavily synthesised, computer generated squeal. In actuality her voice is weaker than a Canadian beer.
Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).
Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.
Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.
Kylie is a myth.
Very attractive (especially for her age) but tries WAY too hard to be sexy with her constant pouting, ridiculous mardi-gras like costumes and her pretentious London accent (apparently she was Australian once upon a time).
Practically indistinguishable from her younger sister Danni who releases the odd "look how sexy I am" crap single so as not to be overshadowed by Kylie.
Curiously Kylie has become some sort of gay icon despite her hetero preferences. Consequently, her concerts are filled with chubby homo men and 30-something women who sadly never developed any appreciation for decent music but feel they should at least attend some sort of live music occasionally so they don't appear completely lame.
Kylie is a myth.
Did you go the Kylie Minogue concert the other night? She changed costumes 400 times in two hours!! It was sooooo awesome!!
Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
Get a fucking life and leave me alone.
by triggaz December 12, 2007
Get the kylie minoguemug. someone who uses their riches, popularity, and power to condem the sick and elderly to a life of desolation.
narrowed definition: a heartless selfish woman who forces sick and ill people out of hospital and requires a complete hospital ward to be painted pink and all paitents to be moved out so she can have her own private ward.
narrowed definition: a heartless selfish woman who forces sick and ill people out of hospital and requires a complete hospital ward to be painted pink and all paitents to be moved out so she can have her own private ward.
by lista_ads June 2, 2005
Get the kylie minoguemug. A wanna be scream queen slut who will have sex with any man that looks in her direction. Wanna be witch. Will bribe men to come over to “smoke them out” just so she can ride their dick. She is the lowest form of human life that exists. Typically can be found in several men’s inboxes or sucking dick for money. A dirty Kylie often has one dick in her mouth and one in each of her hands. She’ll say she’s in love with her ex Eric but he hates her guts because of how much she cheated on him. Don’t befriend a Dirty Kylie. She will screw you over then play the victim. She will be alone forever because guys will only speak to her because she’s incredibly easy to get on her back. Typically a rebound girl.
Guy 1: “Did you see Dirty Kylie at the party the other night?”
Guy 2: “Yea, she was getting a train ran on her in the kitchen.”
Guy 1: “Yea all of those guys have STD’s now.”
Guy 2: “Yea, she was getting a train ran on her in the kitchen.”
Guy 1: “Yea all of those guys have STD’s now.”
by Kittygirl95 June 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Kyliemug. possibly one of the most sluttish women in the pop world plus she sounds exactly like her equally sluttish sister dani.
by Correspondingly November 11, 2004
Get the kylie minoguemug. Jim: bro you know you're girl is pulling a dirty kylie right??
Danny: I'm sure she is oh well I got what I wanted bro
Danny: I'm sure she is oh well I got what I wanted bro
by Jacket hanger June 21, 2020
Get the Dirty kyliemug. Usually happy, can be a bitch at times. Guys are all over her because of that big ass (slam thick with your cute ass). She seems emo and depressed but she is actually a good person.
by Melanie len January 1, 2017
Get the Kylie-Jomug. by KENNY THE THICCC BOI April 24, 2018
Get the kylie mitzelmug.