Kung fu dunk

A ridiculous Chinese movie about a kung fu warrior who plays basketball. Stars Jay Chou.

Kung Fu DUNK!!!!!!

by GallifreyDude March 27, 2012

Hong Kung Fu

洪功夫 - Cantonese martial arts, primarily in Hong Kong's industry of martial art based films.

Hong Kong is famou for their Hong Kung Fu movies and the many celebrities born out of the city

by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 05, 2022

albert kung

Albert Kung is a speedster, faster then the flash, reverse flash, savitar, and god speed. He is the fastest man alive.

Didn't see Albert Kung coming?

by The future of the future December 10, 2017

kung pow penis

Originated from tumblr

When someone says something everyone finds cringey, one-by-one everyone types out “KUNG POW PENIS” to obliterate them

Ellie: wait, Eric, are you gay?
Sarah: you just noticed that?
Luke: K
Steven: U
Evan: N
Eric: G
Steven: P
Eric: O
Luke: W
Sarah: P
Evan: E
Steven: N
Luke: I
Eric: S
Ellie: I just got kung pow penis’d. wow.

by angelic-cyclist February 18, 2024

Kung Fu Jesus

Kung Fu Jesus- Christmas from someone that doesn't celebrate. Modern form of xmas which was used by Jewish people that would not verbally proclaim Jesus as the Christ.

Happy Kung Fu Jesus to all my Christian friends.

by MillionDollarLester December 25, 2018

Kung fu typing

Kung fu typing are people who do not have the guts to engage in real life conflict . A person will type anything to anyone on the Internet that they don’t know personally. A person who is only hostile on the internet.

He’s Kung Fu Typing Hostile insults on a social media political post.

by SuperXNovaX February 12, 2019