Kinder egg

...The same as the above but with a crappy build it yourself toy inside an awkward to open pale blue pod of doom!

Imagine an egg made of dark and white chocolate, with a little bit of pure hell inside it that you give to your kid to try and bite open, who you end up taking to hospital beacause the blue pod snapped back closed on their lip and removed a chunk of it!!!

DONT BUY ONE!!!

by Triple J April 26, 2005

kinderpimp

Young guys who hang out with or date prostitots

That little prostitot outside the Old Navy is probably waiting for her kinderpimp

by Smitch September 19, 2005

Kinder-bat

A gothic human being.

Wow Stu!!! That chick is dressed like a kinderbat!

by Hilary December 2, 2003

kundesh

a variation of the word cunt
Also abbreviated to 'desh'

"Your such a 'desh!"
"Oi you, Kundesh!"
"Look at that kundesh over there"

by Keg069 December 22, 2005

Kuder Poach

v. To locate and capture a female to prostitute, esp. done by a redneck.

Hey Derger! I just Kuder Poached this here hole, get some trankalazer darts so she stops quiverin.

by Derger October 18, 2008

kinderwelt

children's world. From the German words kinder (children) and welt (world).

The kinderwelt is more pleasant that the adults' world.

by uttam maharjan August 6, 2010

Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

by Tysonguy November 30, 2015