Dirty Kenny

When you shit your self and pick and you slap your friend in the face with it

Bro last night I did a dirty Kenny and she got so pissed

by Dirty Kenny with a stick up July 8, 2021

kenny/goat

The hottest bitch in the world. If you're named Kenny or Goat, I can guarentee that people named Dani will fall in love with you- like the level of "I've had a crush on you since third grade" kinda love. No joke, these bitches are so fucking cute.

Kenny/Goat: Hi my name is Kenny or Goat

Everyone ever: *simping over how amazing they are*

by ur mom dani December 18, 2021

Kenny Moment

a way to describe a person claiming they are gonna do something however, the complete opposite happens instead.

Kenny: Hey watch this I’m gonna spit my game
Friend: Okay.
Kenny: Hey wsp cutie how old are you?
girl: “no”
Friend: bro that’s such a kenny moment.

by pizzafan April 16, 2021

Kenny Tohme

He is the coolest person in the world. He is built different, and amazing. He is a handsome guy and all the girls love him.

Guy 1: Hey wanna go out tomorrow?
Guy 2: Ya! Make sure to invite Kenny Tohme, he is the coolest person ever!
Guy 3: Ya I know he is just built differently.

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Ellie Kenny

Someone who’s reply time is parallel to traveling to the moon. This creature isn’t inherently a slut or sket. However, when an “Ellie Kenny” consumes drugs (mainly alcohol or Xanax) the mind of this strange being only has two options. Firstly, cry and don’t stop crying. Secondly, jump on the closest dick. In the lesson right hands an “Ellie Kenny” is a easy shag. As long as the “Ellie Kenny” is complemented this holds true. Other names “Ellie ketty”.

Clive- Wow, she is taking ages to reply.
Jack- OMG , you’ve caught an “ellie Kenny” unlucky.

Clive- unlucky for some

by COKE4thewin May 18, 2018

Kenny Fitz

Verb: To physically assault a female with a bat upon refusal of sex. The tool of assault is specifically a bat(wood/metal)

My boy Charlie had to Kenny Fitz a girl the other night because she friend-zoned his ass. She was able to escape with just a broken arm.

by Tylouis22 June 15, 2022

kenny-blacklung

Term (name) used to described someone whom is endowed enough to suck their own cock; coined from the Shakespearean legend of a common villager that was able to suck his own cock, when the Queen insisted on a personal demonstration it was revealed that he could indeed suck his steed of a cock...needless to say the village had a new King (King Kenny Blacklung). Ole Kenny-blacklung.

Dude can do the kenny-blacklung. Only a select few are capable of the kenny-blacklung. Those with cocks the size of a Pringles cans can do the kenny-blacklung.

by ODPB April 5, 2011