Jonny

A Jonny is a fat man

Person 1: Woah, that was an earthquake!

Person 2: No, Jonny just woke up.

by haverofcock June 8, 2023

Dirty Jonny

One who plays golf and does rotational strength workouts.

He's pulling a Dirty Jonny.

by eggmantart October 16, 2022

top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.

He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.

by Matt 852md July 8, 2018

Jonny Pryde

Typically a fuckboy who works at Texas Roadhouse and is known for fighting all his friends and not paying off bets. No one wants to be a jonny pryde

Tony - "hey danny wanna bet $5 on game"

Danny - "yeah as long as you aren't a jonny pryde about it"

by Outback Steakhouse January 31, 2018

Jonny

A tall, scrawny bitch.

You look like such a Jonny

by PickleJuice678 March 20, 2019

Jonny

A Person or Animal that is Constantly Annoying

"Jonny, Stop Being Annoying"

by Haydos.17 June 11, 2019

Jonny Hale

A camp and very queer person. Often used by homosexuals as a symbol for their people and a true pioneer in their beliefs and values. Can also be used to described as an erection over a man.

I'm so Jonny Hale over Bryndon right now.

by stereotype May 3, 2014