Magic Johnson

To get rid of something.

Magic Johnson retired from the NBA after testing positive for HIV. Now, after several thousands of dollars spent on treatments there is not a trace of the virus in his body. So, he literally got rid of it.

Hey, man...the cops are coming, we need to do something about that weed. You should Magic Johnson that shit.

Guy #1: Hey man, what happened to that girl, Gina?
Guy #2: Ah dawg...I Magic Johnsoned that shit two weeks ago. Damn! Where you been?

by chaseburgala June 6, 2009

Tremendous Johnson

n. An unusually large unit, or penis. A schlong of significant size

adj. A person who is acting like a total tool. A real dickhead

After coming out of the men's room; one mans says to another "Holy shit, did you see the size of that guys johnson. If I were him, I would wear spandex shorts everywhere I went".

John Kerry is a Tremendous Johnson. We're lucky he didn't win the presidency.

by BigNTasty November 10, 2004

Christopher Johnson

A sexy boy who loves to tell jokes and clown people but cares about people he love and never will hurt them he loves to party, have fun, play basketball and just do him

Christopher Johnson is that nigga who can clown and always make the girls laugh.

by Christopher Dwayne Johnson October 24, 2014

OG Bobby Johnson

A dope ass individual who always comes through when you need them.

Person 1: Samn that nigga got the plugs, whatever you need he can get!

Person 2: Damn he an OG Bobby Johnson!

by Bitch.I'm.Me November 20, 2014

Griffin Johnson

Synonym for simp

Griffin Johnson is always simping for Dixie

by butfrjusstfu June 1, 2020

Shawn Johnson

The hottest 4'9" gymnist in the 2008 Bejiing Olympics.

"I saw Shawn Johnson win a silver medal yesterday."

by 29mike29 October 13, 2008

Johnson Dagger

When you turn your back to the farther basket at three quarters quart, shoot the ball of the closer backboard, simultaneously catch and shoot the ball where it lands and have it go in at the other end and scream out, "Johnson Dagger!!!"

"Oh Man, did you see that guy Tony shoot the Johnson dagger?"

by The Jinx Is Alive And Well January 11, 2010