Jesus

A guy who's pretty chill, funny most of the time, also does dumb shit, intelligent, will do anything if he has too, always trying to grind so they can improve themselves, know when to take risks and when not to, they also have athletcism and courageous, hard worker, never gives on something he loves, truthful person, able to keep secrets

Man did you see Jesus?
Yeah man he's so funny

by Jesús January 6, 2015

Jesus

A Shane Dawson conspiracy theory

Jesus ain't real

by FatAlcoholicYoda June 16, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a god his best bud is Allah

Look at that mum jesus hanging out with Allah!

by Religious nun March 23, 2017

Jesus

A sexy son of a bitch that gets all the bitches

I wish I was like Jesus

by Don'tWorryAboutMe June 19, 2016

Jesus

The savior of the christian people. Christians believe he is the son of god and the messiah. They also believe he died for man kinds sins against each other. No real proof exists that he ever lived. That, like every religion, does not stop people from following in the way of jesus.

Jesus was crucified, man that must of sucked.

by Oz March 19, 2005

Jesus

It's a really cute,smart guy.He will steal your heart the first day ya meet. Loves to go outside and play. Will always protect you from any dangerous person. He really loyal and kind💍.

Omg did u see"Jesus" he so cute
I wish "Jesus " was my boyfriend.

by Sháwty101 October 17, 2017

Jesus

The most amazing person who ever walked on the face of the earth. He died for our sins because the wages of sins is death but the gift of God is eternal life.

Little Girl: Dear Jesus, please forgive me for hitting billy with my lunchbox today.
Jesus: I forgive you. I already paid for your sins with my perfect blood

by Jazzi021 December 3, 2006