Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

jemish

Jemish is a smart and cheerful person. He is warm and kind. He makes the best edits<3. He is a dear!

I jemish you

by manyaxx August 22, 2021

Jewish curve

When a Jewish person has a curve in his pp

You have a curve pp! Wow that’s called a Jewish curve

by Wazzoooo July 17, 2018

jewish bbq

A cook out where nothing is provided. BYO any thing you would want.

I went to that barmitzpha it was a fucking jewish bbq.

by Mike Esposito September 3, 2006

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010

jewish doctor

its a jewish doctor

jewish doctor: shalom shalom your foreskin is gone

by lenart karlson December 12, 2019

Jenisha

one sexy assbutt

"wow look at dat ass"
"yeah almost as good as Jenisha!"
"So good they should be part of the Assvengers!"

by assbuttttt December 4, 2012