Jades

Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.

All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.

Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).

They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.

Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!

Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!

Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."

Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."

by Surya.TheMan September 26, 2010

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Jayden

Someone who is extremely gay and has no friends

Boy: hi my names Jayden

Girl: oh ok go away I don’t hang with the gay

by BigBoyJayden October 28, 2020

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Jayden

Jayden is a girl who is a dumb ass bitch. She’ll back stab you after you start to trust her. She’ll call you a lesbian but really she’s a lesbian. She’s a FUCKING WHORE and drama queen. Get her out of your life before she ruins yours. She’s so annoying af and can’t tell a single true thing. She will try to become your best friend after a fight and then back stab you forcing you to take action and call her a BITCH. Make everyone and everything hate her because she won’t be nice to you ever.

Girl: That girl is such a back stabber

Girl2: She’s a Jayden

by Hedgehog_Shark_Sloth June 4, 2019

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