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Egyptian Jailbreak

An attempt to ambush someone which backfires humiliatingly in the face of the scheming person.
Did you see how Hosni tried to hate on Joe in front of those girls last night.

Total Egyptian jailbreak, his fly was open and the girl started laughing.
by EZ343 February 26, 2011
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kik jail

That 24hr period when you first join a group chat on kik and you can't post pictures or videos
Dammit I tried sending a picture but I'm still in kik jail...I have 3 hours left
by Be_ee May 19, 2018
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13 year jail sentence

4-year olds better get ready for their 13 year jail sentence.
by xdarkvEnom October 16, 2013
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jailen

Chris had Jailen ways about him.
by Booughie As Can Be January 17, 2005
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Jailbreaking

The hardest thing to do in the World, you have to download it and click jailbreak. It is so hard and can easily brick your ipod because you shit yourself during the process and turn your ipod/computer/pace maker off. It seems 1/2 of the World seem to misunderstand this and somehow loose the sense of google and decide to post 60,000 forum messages asking how to jailbreak.

Because of SHatter exploit, it is now the hardest thing consevable to man, all you do is hold the power and home, keep holding home, then click jailbreak. This is virtually impossable since all jailbreaks on ipod touch are 13 year old teenagers hyped on sugar, and they decide to press jailbreak then as soon as 'Searching for devices' comes up they close the window and brick their ipod.
Look guises i jailbroke my ipod" "WOW IS THAT AN IPOD? OMG IS IT JAILBROKEN HOW DID YOU DO THAT ZOMG I WANT TO GET CYDIA SO I CAN DOWNLOAD 'iBrick' SO I CAN GO AROUND WAVING MY IPOD STUCK ON THE APPLE SCREEN!" "Man... Jailbreaking sucks...
by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010
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Jail Sandwich

The act of a strong man sticking his reproductive appendage in between two slices of bread. Then the weaker and smaller jail mate has to munch on it. OMNOMNOM!
Chang: Make me a sandwich women.
DeMarkus: Ok here (inserts his strong reproductive appendage in between two plump slices of Wonder Bread).
Chang: Thanks man thats just what I wanted a perfect plump and strong Jail Sandwich.
by DeMarkus & Chang November 29, 2010
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jail bate

Jail BAIT for someone who can not pass a fourth grade spelling test
Did yu seey that gurl. Shee luked lyke Jail Bate!
by Go USF Bulls! July 31, 2008
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