slav jank

A sometimes derogatory, sometimes celebratory term used for a video game typically from the former Soviet Union or a Warsaw Pact nation that has a surreal atmosphere, notably bad (or no) support for non Slavic languages, and is littered with bugs, flaws, or defects.
It's not just limited to HROT anymore: Cyberpunk 2077 and Dying Light 2 have joined the ranks of notable launches bogged with problems, renewing interest in the term "slav jank" as a warning.
by Somebody, but not Nobody February 20, 2022
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Jack Janke

A scooter fag that is always down at the Wodo skato doing mad bri's.
But, because of his obsession with scootering, his social life took a steep decline, therefore making him date girls more than 2 years younger than him
@jack_.007
"Man, that kid is garbage at scootering"
"Yeah, I bet he's a real Jack Janke"

"Why is that 14 year old dating a 12 year old?"
"Probably because he's Jack Janke"
"True, True."
by Phargo September 11, 2019
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Jickity Jank

when something is messedup or hurting; usually used when referring to body parts.
by J'MUN October 16, 2008
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Jank-Wank

a session of masturbation that was in some way spoiled, interrupted or unenjoyable.
"Man, i just had a seriously jank-wank."
"How come?"
"I spilt coffee all over my dick halfway through."
by NebulaNom April 02, 2015
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jank-ass mofo

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!
by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009
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crank jank winebottle

fucking a girl while you are licking her pussy at the same time. Also she is jerking off your cock with her feet. All this is happening while you are at a fancy dinner.
Dude, while we were at Red lobster last night me and my girlfriend did the crank jank winebottle.
by shanikalex vern September 30, 2010
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jank tough

thats fuckin jank tough!! snails!!
by ether March 28, 2003
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