Water Jag

Short for water jaguar aka Amazonian river otter. Also to describe someone with a Napoleanic complex. An asshole who believes they are above their pay grade.

Flying hot air balloons
Chris: "What's the wind like up there?"
Bob: "Learn to fly, you water jag"

by Hyphy Wolf August 06, 2021

Hibbity Jag

A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.

Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.

Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.

by Wantonwonton November 28, 2020

Jag bag

An awesome English teacher who has the wildest sense of humor, with fantastic style.

My jag bag teacher is the best

by Nightwing13 August 29, 2018

jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.

President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!

by Victor Robertsons February 01, 2011

schrader jag

A man of Mexican descent with a very low immune system and is commonly untrustworthy.

Mate 1: where’s Jeremy ?

Mate 2: That weak bitch is sick again!

Mate 1: what a schrader jag !

by cptnckhd November 16, 2018

Jag Mainenti

A true Top G supporter and will defend Tate with everything he has (he has a lot to give)

He was standing up for Andrew Tate, defending him. What a Jag Mainenti!

by ducky4921 October 27, 2022

Jag vill dö

"I want to die" in Swedish.

Jimmy: How are you Tim?
Tim: Jag vill dö!

by Hello m9 May 05, 2017