Jacob

Usually a d-d-d-d-d-douchebag

"Did you hear about Jacob?"

"Yeah he's a douchebag."

by Cornonlyspeakingthetruthagain July 10, 2017

Jacob

Anyone named Jacob is probably going to manipulate you, make you feel like shit, get mad at everything you do, not let you hang out with your friends and be overal controlling. Guys named Jacob are known to cheat with whores. Don’t talk to boys named Jacob

Girl 1: are you ok?
Girl 2: no
Girl 1: why not?
Girl 2: that asshole Jacob

by _swarley_ May 29, 2018

Jacob

A vile, lecherous pervert. The only reason he doesn't jerk off in public is because his gut doesn't let him reach easily. Almost certainly has sick sexual fantasies about every single woman he sees (and probably a few of the men, too). Limit communication as much as possible. If you recieve anything from him, burn it as soon as possible to prevent contamination of your personal belongings.

Jacob: I dreamed about you last night, Casie...
Casie: Fuck off, Jacob.

by WEEBTRON April 5, 2017

Jacob

A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone

Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"

by Definatore October 14, 2011

Jacob

A gay rain forest animal in the amazon

Aldo: dude is that a wild animal.... RUN!!

Franklin: relax it's a Jacob it only prays for gay man

by bigboy here January 6, 2011

Jacob

Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.

Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?

by thecabbagechiccas July 7, 2011

Jacob

Jacob is a name associated with obesity with their body fat percentage ranging from 90%-100%. Although Jacob is a name associated with pure fatness, they are usually gaseous, secreting gaseous substances from their anus every 2-3 minutes, which if breathed in, would lead to blindness, deafness, muteness and reduced penis length. In their love life, munty ginger sluts are attracted to Jacobs, even though Jacobs do not really show their true affection back to their ginger compatriots, they would still masturbate daily to the thought of gingers worldwide. Jacob is also another name for a virgin with regular homosexual urges (every 30-35 secs)

Person 1: It fuckin' stinks, you farted didn't you Jacob?!!

Jacob: No!

Person 1: You did though, didn't you?

Jacob: Yeah

by Mr. KJ November 20, 2013