Itchies and Scratchies (n): the prolonged feeling of itchiness surrounding the labia majora following a hot and heavy session of clitoral rubbing. Inspiration pulled from the Simpson’s “Itchy & Scratchy Show”.
“I just have this tickling sensation every now and then around my bush, I really hope it’s not some sort of infection.”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
“When was the last time you gave good ol’ Peggy a rub?”
“30 minutes ago.”
“Girl, you’ve got a case of the Itchies & Scratchies!”
by Mulchmuncher9 August 23, 2023
Get the Itchies & Scratchiesmug. by Thunderkiss October 27, 2023
Get the Itchy Mitchymug. Itchy, itchy, itchy, itchy, itttchyyy
A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.
A sensation on your skin that is uncomfortable that makes you wanna itch it.
Bro 1- Dude, my leg is so itchy. I think I got bit by something...
Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!
Bro 2- My head is itchy, I think I have lice!
by Itchy1234 June 19, 2020
Get the Itchymug. My now 20 year old cousin’s old itchy ass baby blanket. (It looks the same as the one manny has)
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
“Why the hell do you still have itchy scratchy”
by epicinator November 5, 2022
Get the Itchy scratchymug. When using the phrase " My balls are itchy ". It is to indicate specimens around you or whomever you directed it at that your genitals have an irritating sensation that makes you want to scratch.
by viperkiller32 February 7, 2023
Get the my balls are itchymug. Otherwise known as the “Joe Fallon” It is a case where u forget to whip ur ass and ur butt becomes itchy
by YaMom69 December 30, 2021
Get the itchy butt syndromemug. 