itchy starfish

to have a very itchy anal passage (close examination reveals that your anal area is not unlike a starfish)hence

f*@k i have a very itchy starfish

by john scotland June 11, 2008

itchb

1. alternative for bitch. 2. a person who behaves stupidly.

Joe: Hey Ryan, when are you going to make it to the party?
Ryan: Oh, sorry I'm saying this two hours late but i cannot make it.
Joe: You itchb.

by itchbasallday December 11, 2011

itchy cunt

when ya pussy stink like fish and you get lice down there too so it starts to itch like crazy.

Nobody wanna go down on a bitch with an itchy cunt

by No flex January 18, 2017

Urban-itch

-the sudden itch to post a word on urban dictionary generally resulting in a stupid, unoriginal, and or dumbfuck word with a very low thumbs up to thumbs down ratio...

"Yea...Bova had urban-itch he just posted boomed on"

"Moron..."

by Dillown March 6, 2008

Whatever Itches your Bitches

Synonemous with"Whatever Floats your boat"

Leeroy: I just Realized i have an Onion fetish
Stewart: Whatever Itches your Bitches man...

by lolz@mydefinitions June 25, 2010

Brain Itch

When you feel that your brain needs an good mental scratch in just the right place. Similar to a normal scratch, but is more mental than physical.

This can be solved with things like music, a good book/show/movie etc. A lot of playlists have been made for this purpose, but it is best to make your own.

Person 1: Ugh I'm really having a bad brain itch right now, any advice?
Person 2: God, that must be horrible, maybe you can listen to a good song?

by someone who translates stuff January 25, 2022

jock in an itch

the female equivalent of "panties in a bunch," i.e., when a woman issues a complaint typically made by males.

A: "Shopping again? But we just went yesterday."
B: "Alright, alright Sally, don't get your jock in an itch."

by kris takahashi April 14, 2010