The Monday immediately following a weekend during which an unusually high number of co-workers or fellow pupils get haircuts and come into work or school with notably different hairdos.
Matt: Yo look at Rob's haircut!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
Chris: Dude FIVE people in my homeroom got haircuts over the weekend.
Matt: I guess it's Haircut Monday!
by feltonandkundla October 20, 2009
Get the Haircut Mondaymug. The day after Sunday Funday, when you are hungover at work and feel dumb for drinking so much the day before.
by Rynomite13 August 16, 2010
Get the Monday Dumbdaymug. "I Fucking Hate" Mondays. Term coined in youtube video, and now on a commercial. Similar to TGI Fridays - IFH Mondays!
(office scene) "Argh" **You Grumble** "Does somebody have a case of the Mondays?" (reference movie Office Space)**Says annoying cheery morning-person co-worker, walking past** "IFH Mondays!" **You reply**
by goochbug January 11, 2009
Get the IFH Mondaysmug. Time honoured tradition that comes from a common phenomena which sees an individual unable to successful complete one's laundry duties on the weekend.
"Mate... it's No Undie Monday for me! I've had to go commando 'cos I was partying all weekend and didn't do me washing!"
by borysSNORC™ May 21, 2009
Get the No Undie Mondaymug. cyborg 1: have you started your christmas shopping yet?
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
cyborg 5: no, i usually wait until cyborg monday.
by stefmart December 1, 2010
Get the cyborg mondaymug. An adjective to describe Monday, which doesn't necessarily withhold a negative connotation, yet is perceived to directly translate to the feeling you get on Monday, on any day of the week. Could also be used to describe how you're feeling on a booty-ass shitty day
Dude I totally feel like milkshit Monday up in hurr
Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock
You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
Oh shit today's milkshit mothafuckin Monday isn't it Spock
You don't go ass to mouflon!!!!
by THEGOGNAHT April 30, 2011
Get the Milkshit Mondaymug. The tournament of kings. It features a teuchter who indulges in beastiality, a keeper who has the same refereeing capability as a dead weasel and large amount of cursing.
'Fuck! That's a pen!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'
Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'
'He kneed him in the face!'
Weasel: 'I didn't see it but I'll give it anyway'
'It was teuchter!'
Weasel: 'Oh, no pen then'
Teuchter: 'Feck off! For fecks sake I'm off to feck a goat yous should all ????? me ????? ???? ?? nae fair!'
by Garry2 February 13, 2005
Get the monday cuppymug.