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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
mugGet the Garage floor monstermug.

Garage Boozing

An old phrase used by parents to describe the way they used to party back in their day. (Often used to discourage their ginger offspring from doing the same).
Dad: I dont want you guys doing any garage boozing tonight!
Ginger daughter: But dad I haven't garage boozed all week!
by Butt Trucker June 9, 2011
mugGet the Garage Boozingmug.

El Garage

A magical place somewhere between Whitburn and Fauldhouse in Scotland which is graded by many as being the highest possible caliber of awesome - also known for being the natural habitat of a "Ross Brand."
Guy 1: Dude, where you going tonight?
Guy 2: El Garage.
Guy 1: OMG! You're soo lucky :(
by bs2 May 7, 2011
mugGet the El Garagemug.

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

Close your garage door

Oh look at that he still didn’t close it. Lemme guess “ I’m going back outside.” Close your garage door
by ThatThiccWhale December 4, 2020
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The Garage

A popular music venue in Brighton and Hove. The main genre in the garage is, of course, garage (and some house)
Leo: Can't wait to go to The Garage tomorrow
Tom: Yeah it's gonna be wicked.
by TD05 June 29, 2021
mugGet the The Garagemug.

Boner Garage

Euphemism or slang term for a vagina.
Or
In reference to a promiscuous girls naughty bits.
Man, I'm gonna be parking my Johnson in her boner garage tonight.
by kingofkeizer April 8, 2021
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