A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.
on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".
user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"
On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"
Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"
On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".
Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"
by weeklyhaircut April 21, 2007
The act of writing your e-mail address (or mobile phone number) on sandy beaches, in the hope of attracting an interesting response. Short descriptions of age and gender (i.e. M30) often accompany such postings. Often, the practice is abused by providing the contact details of an unwitting 3rd party.
by The Jade Merchant March 29, 2006
The posting of gibberish to Facebook or in an e-mail because your phone is in your pocket and you somehow clicked POST or SEND.
A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
A typical butt post looks like this: "NNNBJJJGHHHTUUYJJHMMBJJGUUTKMMBMMBLLKMNNVHHFGJJGNMB"
Karen checked in at an airport then butt posted fifteen lines of random characters to her status update.
by TheRealAndOnlyChiffonade January 15, 2011
The masturbatory act of propping oneself against a bedpost, couch, or bedside and rubbing the clothed penis against it repeatedly, in order to illicit an initial pleasure and an eventual intense, (or otherwise) ejaculation into the seams of the underpants. This, being usually an early form of conventional masturbation, does not at first neccesarily illicit ejeculation. Rather intense feelings of pleasure. Once sexual maturity is reached, and in the rare case the masturbator has not moved on to conventional masturbation, the ejaculation becomes a natural part of the bed-posting process. Most bed-posters move on to conventional masturbation before age 13, but in rare cases, continue well into their teens.
by Sean of old July 31, 2010
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.
Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
by Danvk September 21, 2011
The opposite of pre-microwave. Used to describe the twenty-somethings in the workforce who think they've seen and done it all.
"Oh, I've been using Microsoft Word since high school. I'm an old computer user."
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
"I was using Microsoft Word when you were still in diapers! You are so post-microwave!"
by Geoff Lilley August 28, 2008
Shitposting centered around 5717 Pasinetti St Fife Washington and all the delicious domino's pizza sent to it.
by nigoyhater April 04, 2023