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Cunt Ear

When you have taken an extremely large amount of different drugs and your ear starts bleeding like a period.
'Hey Ren, how was your weekend?'

'Not good man, i copped a bad case of Cunt Ear'
by Palatial.cannons May 10, 2018
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Deli ears

It's a real thing.

Deli ears refers to someone who always listens to conversations in which he/she wasn't invited.

Many academics believe it's etymology is rooted in people who sit in deli restaurants all day and listen to people around them speak; however, this isn't true. It's beginning, as with all evil things, can be traced back to Oxford University.

After the British subjugated India, they set up a provincial government in New Delhi. They encouraged natives to bring back any word of rebellion. One such native, called Tom, was instrumental in stopping uprisings against the British authority. For his deeds, Oxford named the ability to listen to other conversation "Deli Ears," because Tom had ears that looked like sliced turkey.

The term all but died out until a small cult in Long Island revived it.
Damn, that dude got some deli ears!
by NotFromSomalia October 10, 2016
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Ear hustler

by Urrbanjoe1 December 26, 2016
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Ear hustling

When someone is listen too another conversation that they are not involved.
by Vic5150 January 7, 2020
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sphinct-ear

The way your ear piercing can look like a butt hole if you gauge it too big too quickly.
My buddy Trevor got sphinct-ear when he tore his ear lobe by skipping from 4 gauge to double zero gauge.
by ruthless toothless August 30, 2013
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Triangle Ears

When your laying on your bed and hear something merkin around you room, and all you can see off the side of the bed is kitty cat triangle ears.
by Kalanibunni March 4, 2011
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Ear Rumbler

When one decides to piss on the mic while on a call.
Guy 1: It was weird when Jordan went on the mic and became an ear rumbler.
by garboojizz November 15, 2021
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