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Chalked

You heard about Steve getting robbed? They took everything even chalked his grill.
by Bigfngettingsprayingthruyadoor November 29, 2021
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chalk

the most amazing, coolest, and realest person EVER!1!1! has a cat names elise and exists in all dimensions across the multiverse! when there is chalk there is an elise.
is that chalk?! i saw her in one of the dimensions i visited once!

you mean the cool person chalk? yea, she was with her equally as cool cat, elise!
by chalkdusts February 3, 2024
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uncle chalk

this big fat gay emeril lovin', too fat a head to be lookin' at one gay compaq monitor, ex rockstar, now directin' no one, half mil house buyin', pirate wantin' to be, orange mullet trimmin', gay broke ass lezburu drivin' beeyotch who wants my balls in his mouth!
JoE: You---have you seen uncle chalk?

daVe: Yeah---he's cutting his mullet today...that fat son of a bitch!

JoE: balls in your mouth guy! play wheelbarrow!
by cdubs November 7, 2004
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The Chalke Valley

The prestigious Chalke Valley, located on the Wiltshire/Dorset boundary. Populated by middle class families whose wealth comes from either being a Chartered Surveyor/Accountant, Lawyer, Architect or inherited farm land. Stay at home mummy's can be found volunteering at the village shop, Waitrose or walking their gundog.

Home to the Chalke Valley History Festival - a middle/upper class get together of the red trousers brigade talking about politics and history.
Person 1: Where do you live?

Person 2: I live in the Chalke Valley

Person 1: Wow, what an achievement.
by ZEBE100 March 8, 2020
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chalk bandit

A bitchass motherfucker from Colorado. Known to vandalize skate shops and art stores. The true identity of the Chalk Bandit is unknown but there are many suspects. Chalk Bandit sightings have been reported in other states.
You: Did you see the news? They caught the Chalk Bandit
Them: Which one?
by Norbert Parker March 13, 2023
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chalk and moss

1: a duo that seems like they wouldn't go together, but actually have a lot in common.

2: exquisite meal from a particular indie game.
1: "those two are ironically perfect together, they're like chalk and moss! "

2: "please shut the fuck up I'm eating chalk and miss"
by madotsukifromdeltarune January 5, 2023
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Chalk

Dead body in cop's mouth. Come from the ligne that cops used to do draw all around a dead body to mark his position.
"Where's the chalk ?"
An inspecter to a police officer, arriving on a crime scene. From the show "Murder in the first".
by Sbire14 March 10, 2022
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