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The Matrix Theory

The matrix theory is a theory that our current world is in the matrix and that human beings are actually being used for a collective mind as a power source and the collective places us in the virtual world called the matrix and none of us would know.
According to The matrix theory, us human beings are in a fake world
by The matrix theory January 19, 2018
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Burzum-Theory

When you think someone has higher status simultaneously the person has lower status than you.
P1: redacted is such a good person.
P2: Remember the Burzum-Theory, remember he's egomaniac.
by OrokinBro March 5, 2021
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Music Theory

A class in which you avoid parallel fifths and octaves like they’re the Rona and also don’t double the leading tone. Also you get the added bonus of confusing the heck out of yourself trying to tell the difference between the three types of augmented sixth chords.
Person: Why are you up at 8am?
Me: I have an 8am class
Person: And what class is that?
Me: Music Theory...
by Pialinist April 28, 2021
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boredom theory

The Boredom Theory is when people with too much time on their hands have nothing to do, so they come up with problems that no one has, in order to keep themselves entertained.
When someone decides to purposefully cause a problem in order to have something to do, that person has done the "boredom theory"
by TheBigSwininn May 22, 2022
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food theory

A youtube channel made by Matpat, the creator of fnaf /j. Matpat has also created Game Theory and Film Theory. These beloved channels have taught me more than middle school could ever dream of
“what’s your favorite theory channel?” “food theory” “you are so cool man oh my goodness it’s the best one out there
by Langrow June 26, 2021
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Knanny theory

Never discuss Politics or religion with those you truly love.
Be thier for a friend/family even after that friendfamily member has crossed you in the past. There was a reason they were part of your life from the get go.

Never judge a book/movie by it's cover. It's all sales and marketing tack designed to allure your sights to the product. Reading in to and research is the only way to understand it completly for yourself.

When you say love it means you are willing to to the right above all for that reason. Even if it stupms you short in the end.
Knanny theory: All will be well
another Day
another sell
Unconsious minds bring upon thier own hell

Love with your mind
Keep you heart beating
Journey the next day my darling kind
It's only your body depleting

I'll love now as I did then
Artisctic ability's warm your soul
Speaking again, only you will know when
Take a glimps choose your goal

I wish you what brings you solace with a smile
For some one to hear the words stay a while
Will bring a bridge and fill a gap
Nor soldiers slain, riddled, with sap:)
by FleshIsonlyskindeap November 30, 2009
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Stigma Theory

Toby: Have you heard of the stigma theory
Brian: Stigma?
Toby:Stigma dick in your ass
by TransformerMan August 28, 2021
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