Minecraft

A cringy game where you can make anything out of blocks. Fun Fact: Most 5 year olds prefer this over roblox. Fun Fact 2: Any youtuber who plays minecraft is a good actor or has nothing better to do with their life.

(Kid Screams in background) (Brother enters with a phone) Kid:Noooo! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by HowDoYouFeelAboutJimmyFallingI December 23, 2017

Minecraft

A true way to separate the sane people from the psychopathic 7-year-olds.

Person 1: *exists*
Little Kid: STFU I'M PLAYING *distorted* MINECRAFT
Person 2: This comment will get lots of dislikes from 8-year-olds that don't belong here.
Person 1: Yes, yes it will.

by PonyTardRepellence July 2, 2018

Minecraft

A game for autistic people.

John: What have you been up to, Greg?
Greg: I was building this huge block castle in Minecraft. It took me 30 hours but I finished it!
John: Are you autistic or something?

by ergerrgjrigrjiri October 18, 2010

minecraft

a game for gay nerds

hey I play minecraft

by finleyyyyy October 5, 2016

Minecraft

Perfection at its finest, block-formed

Minecraft is awesome!!!

by Poetawesomendo July 25, 2017

MINECRAFT

Mining away, on this Minecraft day so beautiful... MINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE DIAAAAAAAAAAAMONDS (Mine diamonds) MINEEEEEE DIAAAAAAAAMONDSSSSSSSS (Mine diamonds) MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE

Gonzalo: Minecraft is a mining game I love it!

Dude 2: ... GO OUTSIDE AND GET A LIFE BRUHHHHH!

by ForgottenGapple June 1, 2018

Minecraft

Minecraft is game that only big dick niggas play and did you know fortnite copied it?

Yeah that guy johnny he has been playing minecraft so that means he has a big dick

by Johnny the hotty December 10, 2018