Flaming Jasper

an unpopular gay person.;

a person who has complete authority, but no one listens to them

you are the only gay person that girls never want to hang around with haha. ;

man I really hate Nichole, she's such a "Flaming Jasper" about this fucking project.

by DuckLuck and Daffy July 6, 2010

Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.

"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."

by Urban Andy February 1, 2009

Fame-Flame

A person somebody heterosexual would have gay sex with simply because (1)they're famous or because (2)they adore them.

(1) "Man, I would totally fame-flame Channing Tatum. He's a household name, might boost me up in popularity."
-- Person 1.

(2) "Ohmigod, I love Aziz Ansari's jokes so much!!! I might have a girlfriend, but I would fame-flame the fuck out of him!!!!!"
-- Person 2.

by biovoid April 13, 2013

fan the flames

Fig. to make something more intense; to make a situation worse.

His visit would fan the flames of racial tension.

by tfq93 December 1, 2015

Flaming Poofter

Old english phrase meaning homosexual

Look at that flaming poofter packing his shit

by Luco_D October 27, 2004

flaming columbian

Going down on your woman after rubbing Red Hots all over her vag.

My girl really gets off when I perform the flaming Columbian on her.

by Stinky Pinks June 15, 2018

flaming jew

The Flaming Jew is an alcoholic mixed drink. It consists of:

-1 part hickory smoked whiskey
-1 part Fireball
-2 parts Goldschläger
-3 copper coins dated between 1941-1945
-1 cinnamon stick lightly dipped in horseradish, dipped end used to stir the drink

Bartender! Hit up everyone at the bar with a Flaming Jew! I made an ark-load of moolah today and I'm ready to party...mazel tov, bitches!

by ADCGNCOIC October 6, 2020