When a gay man’s wife is so hot she is delicious. They got married because he’s rich or famous and needs a hot “wife” to keep out of the closet. She needs financial support. She runs around town. He has enough money to cover it up.
I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
Get the Bearded ice creammug. The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
Get the Toft's Ice Creammug. two pieces of bread with a meaty flavoured scoop of ice cream between. can include tomatoes and salad. sauses are recomended.
You: boy I wish there were a food that contains a cold substance that tastes like ham and two pieces of bread
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
your cool friend( me): there are, their called the ice-cream sandwiches!
you: yummy
by bidinobish39 January 17, 2022
Get the ice-cream sandwichesmug. After a night on the. Casino floor.were going up to the hotel room for some pie and ice cream. Boy. Vegas never tasted so good.
by 4realazitgits March 6, 2021
Get the Pie and ice creammug. by kill m3 June 26, 2019
Get the Neapolitan Ice Creammug. An internet challenge where people take the lids off of ice cream cartons, lick the top, and put the lid back on.
Alex: Dude, did you hear about the ice cream challenge?
PJ: It's really gross and probably illegal. You lick it, you buy it.
PJ: It's really gross and probably illegal. You lick it, you buy it.
by NoStockingz August 23, 2019
Get the ice cream challengemug. The ice-cream tricycle is an elaborate sex position where the woman is taken from behind with her weight supported by her lover. She then rests on her elbows with her face above a generous bowl of ice cream, flake and sprinkles are obviously optional.
Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!
Nice one, we call that the 99!!
Nice one, we call that the 99!!
by HappyHarry July 16, 2013
Get the Ice-cream tricyclemug.