The only good thing coming out of Sandusky Ohio. The best ice cream you will ever eat. Pretty sure Zeus fucked something to get ice cream this good.
"Hey im tired of Cedar Point I wanna go do something else"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
"Why don't we go get some Toft's Ice Cream"
by OhioGorl February 22, 2022
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I just “rounded the world” ——————‘s wife. She’s was bearded ice cream. Not only did I spin her, I’m getting paid 20 grand to keep my mouth shut.
by 23356765 December 16, 2018
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Dude, I did the ice-cream tricycle with that girl last night, she got total brain freeze!!
Nice one, we call that the 99!!
Nice one, we call that the 99!!
by HappyHarry July 16, 2013
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by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
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