Has a dick the size of a cobra and is a master in bed and will give it to you good and can sniff a big line a cocaine
and can do all 69 positions,and can pull out at just in time.
and can do all 69 positions,and can pull out at just in time.
by anal machine August 1, 2021
Get the Hugomug. A insightful person who has an abnormally large forehead and is a fein for asians. Hugo also it the type of person who has a disgusting fetish for black and pink dildos.
by cumblaster  November 2, 2021
Get the Hugo Tuckermug. by HUGOtheVIKING April 7, 2023
Get the Hugomug. hugo (or gertrud) is a suburban overweight mother who loves trump and fantasizes abt sleeping with him. um gertrude also enjoys having wine with her besties and her fav movie is wine county
by hugohater101 September 4, 2020
Get the hugomug. A HIGH LOOKING ASS MOTHER FUCKING MORTY FROM THE TV SHOW RICK AND MORTY.
HUGO IS TRYING TO FAP ATLEAST 5 TIMES A DAY BUT ENDS UP CRAPPING ALL OVER HIS BED AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE THROWING UP AT THE SAME TIME.
IF U DATE HUGO MAKE SURE TO BRING A CONDOM OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET A MORTY NR 2 IN YO BELLY. BY THE WAY HIS BROTHER LOVES HENTAI.....
HUGO IS TRYING TO FAP ATLEAST 5 TIMES A DAY BUT ENDS UP CRAPPING ALL OVER HIS BED AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE THROWING UP AT THE SAME TIME.
IF U DATE HUGO MAKE SURE TO BRING A CONDOM OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET A MORTY NR 2 IN YO BELLY. BY THE WAY HIS BROTHER LOVES HENTAI.....
SHALISSA: WHY IS HUGO ON RICK AND MORTY?
PATRICHA: BECAUSE HE IS MORTY!
SHALISSA: ALLRIGHT SO HE IS RETARDED OR SOMETHING!
PATRICHA: BECAUSE HE IS MORTY!
SHALISSA: ALLRIGHT SO HE IS RETARDED OR SOMETHING!
by negrafjslfaoajlaidaifjeijf December 1, 2017
Get the HUGOmug. 
