Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.

My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!

by KJack February 11, 2013

homeless

the blackest of them all. play Fortnite like its nothing, all they do is crank 90s on ninjas forehead. make 12-year-olds cry with there XXL cack.

wow he has a hole for his XXL pp. he must be a black homeless man

by pussy ass niggha October 8, 2020

Homelessing

Going around your house, apartment, car looking for change.

Friend 1: Man, I was homelessing trying to find change to get some taco bell.

by JayEm001 October 22, 2015

Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house

Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023

homeless nap

A nap that you take on the ground outside

I took a homeless nap on the grass at track practice.
I took a homeless nap on the beach.

by Gutburger March 26, 2024

Homeless

Usually a worthless bum. A parasite who feeds off the blood of the working class while he relaxes, smoking dope and drinking alcohol. Someone who can never be trusted. A troublemaker. A lout.

Jimmy's drug addiction lead to his homelessness. Now he is a worthless bum, harassing people for spare change while defecating on the sidewalk like an animal. Jimmy's favorite president, Obama, promised a free ride but Jimmy didn't get it. Jimmy mad.

by Alucard the last April 9, 2019