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Hold Van

Southwestern slang for a police van, a hold van is usually white with green and blue fluorescent patches.
Caesar: L et’s go g, there’s a hold van pulling up.

Aaron: Snm, my bro.
by lilmates May 15, 2023
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lunch hold

When you put someone on hold then go to lunch.
This freakin' idiot was so pissed. So I just put her on lunch hold and went to Del Taco - take that bish!
by weasel TT January 26, 2018
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Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby for you to use
Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.
by Someone odd July 6, 2019
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The Ohio Hold On

The act of holding onto the front of a toilet bowl, with ONE hand, while shitting your brains out. This tactic is used to prevent any air time that may result from a massive bowel movement. NOT TO BE CONFUSED with the two handed tactic, The Kansas Grasp.
Dude #1: "Dude! I shot myself of the F**KING toilet after releasing a massive Exodus."

Dude #2: "Bro, Next time try The Ohio Hold On"
by Dirty Flirty Dave March 8, 2019
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Hold Dat

Shorted version "Hold that L"; A phrase of derision used to mock a person that has suffered a loss or gotten roasted.
Guy 1: "Ayo stop sleeping on me, I got bounce like that. I hit a 20 inch vert in practice last week, I'll really dunk on you"
Guy 2: "Man shut yo ass up. You ain't never hit 20 inches in your fucking life."
Guy 3: "Naw, but your mom has. Hold dat little nigga."
by HarveyElliott July 18, 2022
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The Tate Hold

A sex position in which you, a real cobra G, fuck a cute femboy in the ass while cupping their nuts to the side as a real man should.
I was kinda thinking fucking Alex was gay until i tried the The Tate Hold, now I feel like a new man.
by Albert G. Faust March 19, 2023
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Ghetto Hold

I put that bitch from the welfare office in a ghetto hold after the club.
by DDoublebubble July 13, 2015
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