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Henry Clay

A hot piece of history sex. Known for his 4 failed runs for the presidency and his amazing ability to form compromises in a pig-headed congress. Responsible for the Missouri Compromise and the Compromise of 1850, which in fact DELAYED the Civil War for 10 years, giving the North time to grow strong enough to defeat the south, meaning Clay is the reason slavery no longer exists. Not related to the devil. A cult favorite of AP US history students. And hot. Did we mention hot?
Henry Clay is my homeboy.

Compromise me, Clay!
by kurt's bane October 31, 2007
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Henry Cavill

The sexiest man on earth who was made for the boys and the girls. He is known for roles in Superman, Enola Holmes, The Witcher, Mission Impossible: Fallout and much much more. One gaze at his gorgeous face and ur genitals will explode
Henry Cavill could superman this hoe anyday
Dude, i wish Henry Cavill was on top of me
by Missus Cavill October 19, 2020
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Henry Fischel

Do you know who invented "Exams"
"Who"
Henry Fischel
Fuck that bitch
by SuperKlasky3895 November 19, 2021
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Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.
(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!
by Henry1223 February 18, 2008
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Cholo Henry

The epitome of man. Cholo Henry is the head hauncho. He looks, acts, and even smells like a cholo.

Cholo Henries are also known from killing fathers. don't fret, cholo henry will only kill su padre in dreamworld.
Miley: Is that Cholo Henry? I think I just melted a bit inside.

MaLu: You're a skank.

TaBu: ESE.
by TaBa! March 16, 2010
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Henry Rowengartner

a fictional but legendary closer for the
Cubs. Who learned to pitch from Gary Busey after that he struck out Barry Bonds before the steroid algations.
he is also a term for a player every terrible team needs
"Damn man the Washington Nationals need some relievers"
" I know i think we Need Henry Rowengartner or Chet Steadman"
by Thaddeus Hermanson September 26, 2008
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Henry Pirrone

D1 football player from Connecticut. Descent of Will Pirrone, another successful D1 football player.
KING
who’s Henry Pirrone?

You don’t know?? He’s the best football player, he’s a god and a KING
by sneakyyyyy b March 26, 2023
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