Henry Clay

A hot piece of history sex. Known for his 4 failed runs for the presidency and his amazing ability to form compromises in a pig-headed congress. Responsible for the Missouri Compromise and the Compromise of 1850, which in fact DELAYED the Civil War for 10 years, giving the North time to grow strong enough to defeat the south, meaning Clay is the reason slavery no longer exists. Not related to the devil. A cult favorite of AP US history students. And hot. Did we mention hot?

Henry Clay is my homeboy.

Compromise me, Clay!

by kurt's bane October 31, 2007

Henry Cavill

The sexiest man on earth who was made for the boys and the girls. He is known for roles in Superman, Enola Holmes, The Witcher, Mission Impossible: Fallout and much much more. One gaze at his gorgeous face and ur genitals will explode

Henry Cavill could superman this hoe anyday
Dude, i wish Henry Cavill was on top of me

by Missus Cavill October 19, 2020

Henry Fischel

That Dumbass Who Invented Exams

Do you know who invented "Exams"
"Who"
Henry Fischel
Fuck that bitch

by SuperKlasky3895 November 19, 2021

Cap'n Henry

(1) A green pirate That lives in an outhouse on an island. He likes to call his business "swishy swishys" and often uses it to build things. He also enjoys skateboarding.

He is part of the Cap'n Henry Clan along with Davis, Rachel, and Henry Wink.

(2) A religion created by Cap'n Henry. Cap'n Henry is all seeing and all knowing, and likes to make sure you're healthy and avoid constipation.

(1) I wonder what Cap'n Henry's up to today.

(2) I just joined the Cap'n Henry Religion and so should you! Smile! Cap'n Henry loves you!

by Henry1223 February 18, 2008

Henry

The (very) short friend. Makes up for height in personality. Funny person. Dirty humor. Great friend.

“Wait, Henry’s here? I couldn’t see him, I have to look straight down!”

by HenryIsShort December 2, 2019

Henry

henry is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. henry is typically freakishly tall and has beautiful hair and eyes. henry can be the love of your life within seconds of meeting him. Henry is like a flashlight in a room full of darkness and will always be there in case of emergency’s. he is the most sweetest and kindest person you will ever meet and will be shy and quiet at first but once you know him you’ll never stop loving him.

i love Henry so much.

by kaelin w June 23, 2019

Henry

His sick is about the same size as his body (about 3 inches). He also be lives his soccer skills can destroy anything and he is a massive sweaty nonce.

'Henry' who do you think you are?

by Hdoebsbkd December 20, 2017