Helen Keller 64

A person or persons in an online multiplayer match (usually team-oriented) who do not have a microphone or chat function enabled.

"Seriously, since you never talk to us online the rest of us call you Helen Keller 64."

by helenkeller64 September 9, 2011

helen keller

when you blindfold your partner, cum in their ears and mouth so they cant talk or hear, and then throw water on them and rub your genitals on his or her nose.

Timmy: the girl i met last night was into kinky shit so she let me helen keller her.

Mac:woah, you lucky bastard.

by ROBert ze Mormon October 16, 2008

Mount St. Helens

Ok, This Is The ACTUAL Mount St. Helens, so if your looking for a sexual definition, look again!

Mount St. Helens is an active-erupting volcano in Washington State. It began erupting lava in October of 2004.

Name: Mount St. Helens
Type: Stratovolcano
Age: 40,000 Years Old
Status: Active-Erupting

The Mount St. Helens volcano erupted again today. The ash cloud took out Air Force One.

by Jon March 14, 2005

Helen Keller Kush

Marijuana so strong that it renders the smoker deaf and blind, ala Helen Keller.

My productivity suffered greatly after taking a few puffs of the Helen Keller Kush.

by bas_rutten September 18, 2012

Helen Keller Dome

When a girl gives really bad dome because she is only focused on finishing and not appreciating the rod.

" dude my Nina is givin hellaa Helen Keller dome SHIT"

by DaBadBitch November 13, 2011

The Helen Keller Song

A randy drunk-guy song with the same melody as "Yankee Doodle Dandy" depicting Helen Keller riding on a pony into town, putting a feather in her hat and calling it "habawoney".

I like Elizabeth a lot more when she isn't downing the tequila and singing The Helen Keller Song all the live long day.

by babstrei February 6, 2010

Helen Keller Handjob

1. When someone attempts to give you a handjob, and ends up just moving your junk around, usually in a random hellish manner.
2. The person who does the handjob feels as though they are doing them a good favor, when really it hurts really bad

Kelly gave travis a helen keller handjob one time and it almost gave him a rash it hurt so bad

by Brian M. and Travis W. October 19, 2008