I pressured my Mormon girlfriend into tugging me of last night. No lube and just her shame filled sobs. It’s was a total English Handshake.
by Mijioshi October 20, 2018
Get the English Handshakemug. by David Tsal November 20, 2004
Get the French handshakemug. A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.
Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.
by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017
Get the deluxe handshakemug. The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.
I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.
by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010
Get the Prep Handshakemug. when you go in for a whole, good handshake, they grab the very finger tips of your hand like they`re the fucking queen of england!
Its called the bullshit handshake because it is just that: a bullshit handshake!
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
I got a bullshit handshake today in church
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
Get the bullshit handshakemug. a common sight in the north of England is a man walking down the street with his hands down his pants, playing with his balls. Should he meet an acquaintance, they will invariably shake hands and exchange ball sweat.
by gerrouadat July 18, 2013
Get the Manchester handshakemug. It's when you literally just have sex. That's all. Anything that counts as having sex can be referred to as a Rochester Handshake.
by shneydermane February 23, 2022
Get the Rochester Handshakemug.