Hamslice

Similar to homeslice. Friend, pal, or buddy.

Hey, hamslice, you ready to hit the road, bud?

by Zarkmid March 22, 2011

Hansel and Gretel

When you fuck your woman in the ass, while shoving her head first into an oven.

Abe: Dude, did you see that old fat bitch eating breadcrumbs behind Mcdonalds?
Joel: Yea, I already invited her to my candy house and gave her a hansel and gretel.
Abe: Call the police!

by Darkclowd April 2, 2020

hansel

also known as to "handle"(hansel)

Can you hansel it?

by Hansizzle May 5, 2009

Hansel and Gretel

A self-care tactic used when getting involved with someone who has a lot of issues: you leave a prominent trail of breadcrumbs as you go in so that you can make a clean retreat later when you're really lost in the woods.

On the second date she told me I was "like her mother but not as strict", so I immediately started Hansel and Greteling; it saved me a lot of pain later.

by JoeNash June 26, 2016

HasselAss

1. Used to describe a person who acts like Elisabeth Hasselbeck. Traits to describe are usually a blonde, woman, who supports the Republican administration, usually rich, and stupid, loud, thinks everyone who dosen't agree with her is a facist, and is unliked by the majority of people.

2. Also see bitch

Ex.

Person A:*flips her bleach blonde hair while pulling out $100 bills "I support the war in Iraq! They're the ones that destroyed the world trade centre!!"
Person B: "Your such a HasselAss!!"

by Democrats4ever July 1, 2009

Hasselhoff

Sponge bobs hairy friend who is also a babe!

fuck u david hasselhoff!

by Alexandra April 2, 2005

reverse Hasselhoff

when you place a picture of David Hasselhoff on your own screen and wait for a nosy friend to look at your screen.

after being Hasselhoffed, one lures that person to view a picture of Hasselhoff.
by placing the picture on his computer and bating them in. this is reverse Hasselhoff

by super-dude-h March 31, 2009