gorilla with a chainsaw dick

A term generally used to describe aggressive defense in college football (particularly the Southeastern Conference), including but not limited to Louisiana State University's Bayou Bengals, the progenitors of the term.

The Gorilla with a Chainsaw Dick really came to play tonight! The final score was 3-2! Never mind the putridity of the respective offenses of Auburn and Mississippi State.

by Big Boutros January 16, 2009

gorilla ass pound

When fucking a bitch you run up to her with knuckles dragging and forcefully slam her upside down on her head with legs bent outwards towards you. Then in a unexpected move shove you cock in her pussy and a banana in her ass at the same time. Then after unloading your spank, pull out run around the room slapping your chest and punch a hole in the door!

Damn bro I scored a perfect 10 Gorilla Ass Pound on this random last night!

by OnlyTheLonley November 24, 2016

no cap gorilla emoji

something someone says when they are being 100% serious and the gorilla emoji is JUST an animal emoji and means nothing bad (used when playing telephone at bww)

jv sprinters can’t say “no cap gorilla emoji”

“coach t is a butt muncher no cap gorilla emoji”

by watermelon pants June 12, 2019

gorilla face

while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE" P.S. I love it when guys do it to me :)

that bitch started whinnin so i gave her a gorilla face

by jessica reedy April 7, 2003

gorilla tank

During the Vietnam War, they were giant tanks that drove around the jungle. Using coconuts as ammunition. The term "Gorilla Tank" comes from the fact that many gorillas would grab onto these tanks as they drove by. The reason for this was that these tanks can reach speed of up to 120mph, and these gorillas love it. As a defense mechanism, these tanks could stop suddenly, forcing the gorillas off and to hit any target ahead of them.

Back in Nam one of them got dern Gorilla Tanks killed my best pal Hank.

by Sir Sven May 21, 2008

Gorillaing

Pre-emptive shaving of pubes are retained in ones hand whilst teasing one out over a girl. Upon spewing ones gunk one then proceeds to throw the collected hair over the face attempting to administer best coverage.

'Gorillaing in the mist' would be to perform this skilled task in a steam room. It has never been performed by anyone i know! But was premlinarly tested by Kips and will using candle wax and leg hair as substitutes - the results were good and i am hoping to accomplish the self undertaking assignment soon

by Minge Matt August 29, 2006

gorilla attack

step 1. Shave pubes and conceal in hand.
step 2. skeet on some bitch
step 3. after a proper money shot, slap the bitch's face with the hand concealing the pubes

the victim's face will look part gorilla.

"Gorilla attacking Gabby Balle will bring balance to the universe."

by howarddean May 18, 2006