Goofy Goober

I'm a goofy goober, yeah
You're a goofy goober, yeah
We're all goofy goobers, yeah
Goofy, goofy, goofy, goober, YEAH

I'm a goofy goober

by KAMISAMA HATES YOU November 17, 2016

goober

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by Anonymous November 10, 2002

goober-tinkle

a fart which comes out wet

did you smell that goober-tinkle?

by gabbygee June 28, 2006

Goober Pea

Southern slang for peanut

Muchy G say she almost choke on a goober pea last saturday at the meth lab. Or was it the crack house? Not sure, but an inadequately chewed goober pea can kill you.

by The Red Menace October 11, 2004

food goober

a person who comes to your house and goes straight to your fridge, they think that your fridge is there fridge and when you try to sonething from there fridge they throw a hissy-fit

"dalton goes straight to the fridge without sayin hi, when i go to his house and do that he gets offended. I said youare such a food goober"

by aj hutchison January 15, 2008

goober snatch

An imaginary disease, which may not be so imaginary. Usually involves goobers exiting a woman's vaginal cavity. Commonly known as "dirty whore syndrome."

Guy driving by hookers with friends: "Eh, I bet she's got a hefty case of the goober snatch."

by ImTotallyGoingToStalkYou April 29, 2007

goober grease

The sweet super slick lube commonly found between the most upper inner thigh and scrotum of larger men during excess friction Can be accompanied by a foul or unclean genital odor.

Man I’m working up some serious goober grease in this heat out here.

by Pawpaw is the best January 23, 2019