beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

by Swavystick February 19, 2023

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Spunk Goblin

Ugly fat (usually drunk) girl that you dont want to fuck, and she doesnt care because she just wants to blow you off and drink yer cum.

That girl you went home with was ugly, aahh thats ok she was a Spunk Goblin

by DrLoveNuts July 25, 2007

Goblin stain

when you drink too much and have sex with an enormously obese chick, and wake up to shit stains in your bed.

Yo dude, I got goblin stains in my bed last night

by Nedthesciencekidd January 18, 2021

Goblin Math

A term that gained currency during the pandemic, especially after repeated lockdowns and potential mental breakdowns, to describe the type of negative, irrational, selfish, or self-defeating behavior that plagued many math educators worldwide, because they were tired of conforming to the social or unreasonable expectations of the authorities, or had little respect for vampires or hypocrites with a say in their pay.

Be it adhering to lockdown rules, working from home, or attending to parents’ complaints, demands, and threats, math teachers and tutors had descended into a goblin math state, when they’re waiting to be fired if they didn’t call it quit themselves.

by Fasters December 5, 2022

Titty Goblin

A reference to Mexican nightlife star “Luis Fernando Moya” and his large chest. The term has been popularized in Juarez, Mexico and surrounding region. Additionally, an alcoholic beverage named such is available at Esquina de Chihuas bar in Ave. Juarez. The term Titty Goblin has spread throughout Mexican/ American pop culture and a film is also in the works.

Person 1: “Wow look at those boobs they are huge”
Person 2: “Those are nice but nothing compared to Luis the Titty Goblin”

by Pepe du Pont December 21, 2022

Slobbin’ Goblin

Someone that just loves to slob the knob. Loves to suck dick and gobble the goo. Can’t get enough. Always got a mouthful.

Rachel is a slobbin’ goblin.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018