glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021

Glossy Fingers

When the dirty guy in your golf group goes to Vegas and catches an std after fingering a waitress.

I can't believe he has glossy Fingers after that trip to Vegas!

by Darthcia September 17, 2016

glossy sausage

A fine ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is a glossy sausage

by Beanbag666 May 10, 2018

Glossy sausage

Sex move where a man busts a nutt in a girls vagina and then immediately puts his glossy sausage in her mouth

"He busted in me then presented his glossy sausage for me to suck"

by Rowdy83 July 26, 2023

Glossy clam

Sex move Where a man busts a nut in a woman's vagina, pulls his penis out and immediately goes down on her glossy clam

"He busted inside me and immediately went down on my glossy clam, it was amazing!"

by Rowdy83 July 26, 2023

glossy penis

When a girl sucks on a guys penis then the girl applies the lipstick and sucks it even more

Girl1:I just got laid last night I have him a glossy penis

Girl2:wow nice. You actually got laid

by Lillian goodman July 15, 2017

glossy biscuits

Cum on both tits or both ass cheeks.

I gave her the glossy biscuits.

by Sicilian Chameleon December 12, 2016